Sunrise 6/30/08

Beetle!

Old Navy parking lot.

It was a mom and daughter heading in to Old Navy as we were heading out. They commented on how cute my car is (well, she is a silver Beetle with a hot pink stripe!). When we got in the car I notice the reflection of a Harvest Moon beige convertible. Too cute!

Namaste? No, You Nasty!

As seen on City Hall Blvd going home today.

Anyway, Sassy sent me this link about road rage and bumper stickers. The author speculates there's a correlation between the number of stickers and the level of road rage one will encounter. Ha! So if this Taurus is any indication with all its yoga and peace bumper stickers, the driver is highly pissed off at the people around her* yet feels very bad about it.

*Yes, it was a woman. Sorry to say but I don't think any dude would drive around in something that girly willingly. In daylight.

The DMV allowed this?

Holy crap! I tried to get this while walking to the grocery but I was across the street. I made it a point to walk back this way (in front of the Federal Building no less!) to get this ode to oral sex. At least that's how I read it.

EDIT: Well, hell. I zoomed in on the image via my Blackberry and it says DOMN8NU...Dominating You. I much prefer my interpretation. And to think I walked right past this car! But I was giddy with the thought of a dirty, dirty plate.

Someone likes those fake teef!

I'll bet he parties like rock star behind the wheel of that bitchin' Pontiac Grand Am! Go Shawtie, it's yer burfday!

What the hell is this?

Virginia is the Land of Personalized License Plates. My friend Sassy can vouch for this! We have a variety of old tags hanging in the garage...

DVL MAN (on a beat-up Accord held together with rust)
BCH CATS (our first tag! was on a 1994 Civic)
DVL AZUL (2006 Sonic Blue Mustang GT)
FRLY ODD (my first New Beetle, a 2.Slow)
EVL PNTY (was on a 1998 Nissan Frontier, 1996 Accord, and a 2002 Passat. Husband didn't want it on the Mustang)

All three of our current vehicles have personalized tags. It's silly but hey! when personalized tags are only $10 per year why not?

With cheap tags comes cheap religion. There's a plethora of god-based tags and it drives me nuts. Nuts, I say, nuts! Yes, I'm sure GZUS was responsible for that 7-Series BMW. And PRSE GD bought you that Audi TT.

So now that I have a Blackberry and know how to use it, I'm going to post the inane license plates (mostly religious, some headscratching) I see on a daily basis. Enjoy!

No, don't think so

You can't make me!