Friday, July 25, 2008

God Prefers Nissans?

God "cynt" you to drive a Maxima? And I love the month/year stickers all askew; it just adds that playful touch!

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Oo, She Sells Make-Up!

She may be successful but damn, the bitch couldn't drive that big-ass Caddy! She was in the left turn lane, I was going straight, when she came into my lane and stopped in front of me at the GREEN LIGHT!!! Argh! Luckily my Beetle has a decent-enough horn (compared to my Corolla back in the day). When we both approached the next light we got into the left turn lane. The Traffic Light Goddess blessed me with a red light and was able to snap the pearlized pink Caddy in all its glory.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Smug Alert!!!

The cloud of smug over South Park develops, and begins to combine with that of San Francisco. In a series of scenes parodying the film The Perfect Storm, McFriendly then reveals that the cloud of smug from George Clooney's 78th Academy Awards acceptance speech — which claimed that Hollywood was "ahead of the curve" on social issues — will soon drift into the center of the "super cell" and create "the perfect storm of self-satisfaction", which would heavily damage South Park and completely destroy San Francisco (much to Stan's dismay).


South Park!

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Fw: Ab Fab

From my WA state friend, "Saw this in the parking lot and thought of you." awesome!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

!!!OMG Squee!!!

I've seen the awesome Pink Pony on the highway. I thought, "OMG that is so CUTE!" because I'm a whore for all things pink (pink it and shrink it!). My Blackberry is pink, my iPod has a pink skin, my speakers for the iPod are pink...you get the drift. So when I saw the luscious Pink Pony at the local gym I about peed myself with excitement! So frickin' awesome it's not even funny.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Why?

To quote Elaine from Seinfeld, "don't concern yourself with me, because I'm good. I'm very good. I'm really very, VERY good."

Friday, July 11, 2008

I ain't sayin' she a....

Holy crap! This shit writes itself.

You're Going to Hell Babe

Because George Takei's gay marriage will cause this dudes divorce.

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Whut?

Sorry but this one makes no sense.

Friday, July 4, 2008

Eh whateva

This specimen had oodles of Christian bumper stickers too!

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Palate Cleanser

To counteract the godly Chevy from earlier today. Thank Dog!

Are you there god?

So now god is a Chevrolet? Sweet!

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Bingo!

Hot doggy! I got it! Because, as you know, Jesus bought her that 7-Series BMW.