Well crap.

SHARS JET, a late-model VW Jetta, had a cool oval sticker to the right of the badge that read, "Save the Ta's-Ta's!" with a pink ribbon. I wish it was more visible.

Playful Beetles

Hermione has yet to introduce me to her new friend. It's a 2004/2005 model, that much I know!

Stella's Ass

She's home! and street-legal to boot. Speaking of boot, Stella has a big ass!

The Husband has "new" rims and tires coming from an eBay auction. They're stock 17's, 5 spoke retro-look. We had the same type on our 2006 Mustang GT. He's also shopping for a stereo. Stella still has the stock "Mach 460!" stereo from 11 years ago. This simply won't do!

We took her for spin last night. It was overcast, perhaps 80 degrees, and absolutely perfect for a drive in a convertible. Granted, I had my hair pulled into a ponytail to keep from eating it as it whipped about my face. We had to put up the top for the ride home though; it started sprinkling.

This weekend, Husband and Son are driving up to Ohio to give my sister-in-law our old 1986 Honda Accord. It's held together with rust and prayers to the Car Goddess. Perhaps I'll take Stella for a spin, top down, while singing (poorly) at the top of my lungs, "Baby baby baby, You are my voodoo child, my voodoo child!"

Calling all Bassett Hounds!

I thought this was adorkable! They had a Bassett Hound rescue sticker along with a "Spay and Neuter Your Pets" ribbon. I loathe support ribbons but this one had a message I can back. Plus they aren't abusing their ribbon privileges.

A Rolling Lemon Boat!

Holy smokes! This Ford LTD looks to be an early 70's specimen. It had antique tags and a laminated sign posted in the back window that read DO NOT TOUCH. But for some dumbass reason they put those silly "Dubs" rims on this fine piece of Detroit steel.

Sorry for the giant expanse of my dash. New Beetle dashes are big enough to serve a buffet.

What Does She Dig?

Sassy reports in from Florida. We don't know what SHE DIGS but it was a guy behind the wheel!

Ho shit!

The Mercedes is a werewolf!!!

Stupid Twilight books, sucking me in like they have..."sucking"! and with Jake being a werewolf/shapeshifter it just fits.

I'm Your Worst...

Get it? NIGHTMARE? Bwahahahaha! I slay me!

My car's got...

That's Hermione's back end reflected in the Curves window. I just thought it was a cool shot.

Meet Stella!

Our "New" 1997 Mustang convertible. She was named Stella by her previous owner. The Husband's been dying for a convertible, scouring the region and Craigslist, driving me nucking futz. I asked him to back off; he would know when the time and the car was (were?) right. Sure enough, Stella popped up on Craigslist yesterday and he got her today.

Stella needs some work. Her tires and rims are pathetically small. The stereo is stock. She can use a good wash and wax to make her sparkle. But hey, we paid cash and now he has the car of his dreams.

Hermione at the skater store.

Not only are we reflected but you can see the silver Beetle parked on the street.

My spleen hurts from laughing so hard.